Keeping a straight face

Yikes!!! Look what I found on OMG! just now.

I edited this myself :)

Janice Dickinson doesn't shave??! That's pretty surprising. I thought all models or actresses should shave just in case? Hmm... this reminds me of Fatima from ANTM Cycle 10. Those of you who watches ANTM, remember this?

Eugh.. as much as I want to, I will never forget, man. Grotesque! Uhm.. if you can't see it clearly, you can always click to enlarge. But I don't think you would want to though, right? I won't.

Darren out.

Of blue hair and blood orange tans

Bride Wars rocks! It ain't some typical chic flick.. it's a freakin' comedy la. It was hilarious! I can honestly say that I loved it.

Oh sorry for just babbling. I went to OU with Marvin, Krystal and Thivya this noon. Lunch was at Bar.B.Q. Plaza cause Krys wanted to eat there before leaving to Aussie. Good thing though.. damn long didn't eat there dy.

Then we went for Bride Wars, which like I said was hilariously awesome! Seriously love the bitch fights. And that cookie bouquet.. my gawd.. the size of those cookies! Fcuk! No wonder Liv couldn't fit into that Vera Wang. Lawl.

Btw, I found this really lousy-and-stupid-yet-funny-and-cute game called the Bridal Beatdown from the Bride Wars official movie website. Try it out here.

And the best thing we did that day.. we bought ice-cream from Baskin Robbins. Woot! For those of you who don't know, BR gives a 31% discount every 31st day of the month. We got a pint of Pistachio Almond and a quart of half Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and half Jamoca Almond Fudge. Ah.. bliss.

We actually were supposed to share it while watching Russell Peters on Krys' Mac at DPC, but something came up. So tak jadi. Oh well.. guess Marvin and I'll just have it all to ourselves. Fcuk yeah! Haha.

Here's some pics and once again none of which I'm in from being the photographer.. sigh.

Baskin Robbins!

Even the ice-cream must buckle up :)

Hehe.. I find this so cute.

Darren out.

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Bride Wars

Liv and Emma are best friends who since childhood have planned every detail of their respective weddings. At the top of their bridal "must have" list: a ceremony at New York's ultimate bridal destination, the Plaza Hotel. Now, at age 26, they're both about to get married; they're about to realize their dreams; and they're about to live happily ever after. Or maybe not. When a clerical error causes a clash in wedding dates - they're now to be married on the same date! - Liv, Emma and their lifelong friendship are put to the ultimate test. Now, the two best friends who'd do anything for each other find themselves in a no-holds-barred, take-no-prisoners struggle that threatens to erupt into all-out war.

Slave house labor

Oh man! I gotta go back to work tomorrow.

Gotta drag myself out of bed again.. drive all the way to the office while resisting the urge to drive the many idiotic motorists over.. find a freakin' parking spot.. and then it's back to sitting in front of the computer, typing bulletins all day. Sigh.. sien.

On the bright side, Eric and Kenneth won't be in. So I can prolly play Facebook without being super sneaky and cautious. But obviously.. like DUH!.. I'll still gotta do as much as possible la. Gotta be a good intern and get good testimonies, man.

Good testimonies = Good grades

No joke!

Aight.. I should prolly go catch some shut eye now. The rings around my eyes are black enough as it is. Don't want it getting worse. Goodnight peeps.

Darren out.

Counting candles

Happy Birthday pops!

Darren out.

Ain't no jingle bells

OMG! It's finally happening! My cousin Victor has finally announced (at my family's CNY open house dinner) that he's getting married. In front of the whole freakin' family wei! Damn 7 got balls lor. Well actually it's his mum & sis who made him, but still?

All I have left to say is: Oh God.. please let this go well and through.

You see, this cuzzin of mine has escaped the wedding bell quite a few times. I personally think he's afraid of commitments la.. no offense to him. Anyhoo, that's the family's theory.

Heck! His younger sis is already married. Plus, he almost got engaged with his previous GF but then last year he suddenly he appeared at my granma's funeral with a new one. See what I tell ya?

Okay. So whatever la. I don't want to be the one to jinx anything. So God.. seriously, please make this engagement work! I'm praying and begging You on behalf of my family.

Now for the main reason of this post: I won't be able to go for the wedding cause it's planned for November. I'll most prolly still be in Aussie la. Crud! Sore dog lor.. the long-awaited wedding has finally arrived and I can't attend. Life sucks sometimes. Period.

Darren out.

Twenty first

Happy Birthday Ling!
Let me just say that you're aging beautifully :)





PS: Hope you liked how I recycled the pic.. hehe.

Darren out.

Au revoir Rat-tatouille!

Happy Niu Year
to all the Chinks of the world!

Darren out

It's just a hug

I just heard on the radio that today's the International Hugging Day! Activists overseas actually go around giving hugs to strangers while carrying signs that say "Free Hugs". I can't believe such a day even exists but I think it's real cool.

So make sure you give a big bear hug to your loved ones.

Here's my hug to you!
HUG! :)

Darren out.

Page three

Man.. I've been staring at the computer screen the whole day!

Why must Kenneth give me so many bulletins to type?? Sigh.. sien. Well at least I get to curi-curi use Facebook every few minutes la. So it really isn't that bad come to think of it.

Shites! The stupid office is suddenly getting too cold for comfort.. my fingers are icicles. Oritey then. I guess I better go home la.

Darren out.

No dibs

Damn sore! I could have gone with Megat to MV for the press screening of Ong Bak 2. But then tak jadi. Why?

Cause my 'best friend' Danny was free and had no assignments to do at all, and Megat's cousin was in the studio shooting for Seventeen's Meet Guy section. Plus Kenneth assigned me with some bulletins to write. So Kenneth said that maybe I should stay in the office to work on my bulletins and allow the 3 guys to go watch the movie. We're given 3 seats by the way.

So yeah.. my happiness was destroyed. Was so excited and seriously looking forward to watching Ong Bak 2 la. What with the first movie containing damn freakin' awesome fight scenes and equally awesome language. Haha.

Sigh. That's the disadvantage of being an intern. You don't get first dibs on anything.. the writers do. Just gotta live with it la.

Darren out.

Writer's block

Yeeeaah.. I gotta admit that I have started going MIA again. I really almost totally forgot about my blog la. I know, wierd. Sigh sorry I guess.. for disappointing you guys with a stagnant blog whenever you visit.

Anyhoo, for those of you who don't know yet, I have already started interning at Men's Health magazine. A lot of people have asked where my office is. Okay I can only give you landmarks though. So Blu Inc is near UTAR and Glad Tidings (which has an awesome cafeteria btw) and is on the way to Jaya 33.

Work is pretty fun.. but only cause I get to help with photo shoots, go for events, get free stuff, and all those other perks. Hahahahaha. No la! It's all real good.. even when I have to do proper work.

The guys I work with are really nice and very helpful. There's Eric (editor), Kenneth (deputy editor), John (fashion & grooming writer), Megat (writer), Danny (designer), and Hilal (designer). I've also got to know the girls from Seventeen and one even car-pools with me.. sometimes.

Just to boast, the events I've been to so far are Metojaya's opening of their new Metrojaya Department Store at the Curve and TOD's press presentation event at Pavilion. And I've gotten free stuff at both. Lawl.

My fav: TOD's. A bit too much gay vibe going on though.. what with all the sengeted fashion people there. But it was damn 7 high class wei! There were freakin' waiters standing around holding trays of drinks and hors' dourves.. hot models also standing around wearing TOD's accessories.. the label's reps showing us around the outlet and the new apparels. Daymn! First time ever experiencing this kind of treatment wei!

And then we got the souvenirs and it was fcuking disappointing. John, the MH writer I teman-ed and I both got these pink leather wrist bands. Like wtf??! Can't they give us one in black or brown? Even red is still fine. Gay bastards! Sigh. But I'm still keeping it though. It's freakin' branded la. From the price tags of the stuff I saw in the boutique, it prolly costs nearly RM1,000. No way am I giving it away to someone else. I'll find a way to wear it one way or another.

Okay la.. malas wanna type any longer. I'll prolly post pics of my office and colleagues one of these days. Meanwhile check out our website and also grab a copy of the upcoming February issue of Men's Health from the nearest stands to see my name in it. Hahahaha..

Darren out.

Times of new

2008 has faded away..


Welcome 2009..
Happy New Year people!!

Darren out.